How come gwenzilla doesn't want to be my myspace friend? My tender little feelings are hurt.

Update! gwenzilla and I are now myspace friends! The joy!

I have two jars of lingonberries in my kitchen cabinet. I know gismonda sent me one, but where did the other come from? Is there some sort of Scandinavian berry fairy?

Kevin just said I don't look like Isabella Rossellini. Maybe I am (quite possibly) deluded, but I have always detected a bit of a resemblance.

John and I have decided it's okay to torrent music you'd be embarrassed be caught listening to. This is probably not okay at all, but, as Rob's father says, "You go to Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company."

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Hee hee!

Hope I die before I get old.

Dear Me,

Don't decant things into glass* and not label them. Right now, there is a bail jar of a powdery white substance in your cabinet, and you don't know if it's baking powder, cocaine, or talcum.

Love,
You

*Who else decants things into glass? I'm waiting to see if lotusbeans or themowingdevil answers first.

darthcr1, did you see what you can do with your hands?

Really must try to drink less in the New Year.

mr_bad_example! The card arrived yesterday! I don't know whether or not I should tell you Mr. Gorey was a great friend of my great friend and ex-landlady Christine. She once had a dinner party and he drew all the place cards, and I threw mine away in a great purging/move some years back. He was a sweet, funny man. If you ever come East, we'll take you to the Gorey museum, down the street from my ex-boyfriend Dave Thomas's (not the founder of Wendy's) house.

themowingdevil! I have a box for you that someday I'll actually get to the PO and mail.

byoolin-lotusbeans! I need your address!

shu_al-darthcr1! I need your address, too.

Katie! Do you know about A Cook's Tour of Minnesota? It looks like just your thing. Oh, and I need your address, too.

So, I might be the tiniest bit drunk right now, and I have to sneeze. That is no reason for kevin_church to say that I look like Corky from Life Goes On, he's just mean.

Why can't I add or subtract? It's not all that hard.

rudbekia is totally awesome. This is An Important Thing.

So, stupid kevin_church is on LJ for two weeks, and has more friends than me, who's used it for nearly four years. Please tell me it's because I am particular, and not a whore like him.

If someone wants my boyfriend to buy her a four hundred and thirty-nine thousand dollar house, she'd better buy me a platter of sizzling steak fajitas!

It's just not right to want a label maker as much as I do.

When an Ethiopian gentleman complains about the heat, you know it must be hot.

I've been thinking about starting a band called the Essentials. We'll sing songs about the best way to roast a chicken, proper flossing techniques and changing your smoke detector batteries twice a year.

Darth dog du jour.

More Darth dog fun. I'm sensing a series, here.

Peter will like this.

I actually said out loud, "Oh, there's my good milk crate!"